i have a secret dream to one day unapologetically punch someone hard in the face.
there’s a website called avoidhumans.com that can let you look up local public places that aren’t crowded.
Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie
I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS
"This isn’t your typical love story…" opens the trailer for a movie about a white, heterosexual, cisgender, able-bodied, middle class, and likely loosely Christian couple who find each other through serendipity and a very small amount of actual work.
The world would be a better place if we were all allowed to randomly doodle stuff on bald guys heads.
Please be patient…I’m fucking things up as fast as I can.